Add a naughty twist to the festivity with 10 phallic straws.
A hilarious pack of 10 penis shaped phallic drinking straws. As seen on moves and television but when you finally get to sample the joys in real life of drinking from a penis straw, all we can say is one item scratched off your bucket list! Thinking of a girls night out? These tiny pecker straws are a constant reminder of your goofiness all while being silly. We all know sex is on the mind at all times so the puns and innuendos will be endless! Includes 10 straws.
Dealing in private matters is a specialty for us. Our online ordering, billing and delivery process is private & discreet as possible.
Orders are packed in 1 of 3 ways:
1. White USPS postal box
2. Padded USPS mailing envelope
3. Brown cardboard box
Packaging is absolutely discreet. No one will know what's inside. The address label does not say TheAdultToyShop.com or list the contents. The sender is labeled "Shipping Dept".
The credit card statement will be billed as "Legend Sales".
Free Shipping Over $59
Orders over $59 ship free.
Includes the entire USA, PO boxes & military addresses.
Ground shipping only.
Shipping & Handling
Starts at $6.93.
To see all delivery options & fees:
1. Click "add to cart"
2. Click "checkout"
3. Add your zip code in "shipping estimate"
|Ground Shipping||3 - 5 business days||USPS First Class or UPS|
|3 Day||3 business days||UPS|
|Next Day||2 business days||UPS|
|Military APO / FPO||5 - 8 business days||USPS First Class|
For complete details about customer privacy and the billing & shipping process, view the Discreet Shipping Policy.