Timeless adult gag gift for gut-busting laughter.
Wind up the side and the little feet hop making the mini pecker leap across the table. Some may call it taboo, others call it cliche, we think it is hilarious. A silly gag gift idea that transcends time, even a good humored grandad, will enjoy this adorable little guy! The best safe, adult gag gift novelty your three dollars can buy. It is the kind of penis humor that older people find funny so if there is an aunt's birthday to attend and she is the crazy type who loves ridiculous things, buy her this. The jumping wind-up penis will leave a lasting impression, will cause everyone in the room to blush while no one in the family will disown you later for being a pervert.
Orders ship discreetly in 1 of 3 ways:
1. White USPS Priority mailing box
2. Padded mailing envelope
3. Brown cardboard packing box
The mailing label does not list the store name, website or its contents.
It looks like an ordinary shipping package, no one will know what's inside.
FREE ground shipping on orders over $59.
If the order subtotal is over $59, it ships free.
No products are excluded from this offer. Even sale items can have free delivery!
Ground shipping only, delivers within 3-5 business days.
|Ground Shipping||3 - 5 business days||USPS First Class or UPS|
|3 Day||3 business days||UPS|
|Next Day||2 business days||UPS|
|Military APO / FPO||5 - 8 business days||USPS First Class|
** Schedule includes both processing & transit times.
Weekends and holidays are excluded from processing & transit times.
Orders placed before 11:00 am Eastern Time usually depart the same business day.
We ship within the United States & overseas military.
Sorry, we do not ship internationally.
Only ground shipping is available for Puerto Rico, Virgin Islands, Hawaii, Alaska, APO/FPO.
Adverse weather conditions may delay deliveries. In such cases, above timelines do not apply.
Shipping & Handling Rates:
|Method||Shipping & Handling|
|Ground Shipping (orders under $59)||$6.93 - $9.93|
|Ground Shipping (orders over $59)||Free|
|3 Day||$22.93 and up|
|Next Day||$50.77 and up|
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