The Big Boy Penis

Fat & large sex toy for daring women only!

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Our widest penis dildo, stout and thick it easily could be used a weapon - if you have an intruder in your house, a good whack over the head will make him see stars. He will probably turn the other way and run once he has realized you are fighting back with a dildo!

Despite the density, the surface is strikingly smooth and mighty slippery when wet. A slightly tilted forward head is a bonus for easier insertion. A fat blunt dildo head may prove uncomfortable to insert, the design of female anatomy simply does not allow such insertion. The Big Boy Penis wide dildo has a tapered tip which is the ultimate way to get big things in small spaces!
The grossly over-sized penis base dildo divots inwards slightly. This divot assists the handler to keep a firm grip and breaks up the steady shaft adding a touch of visual style.

** Please be aware of the dildo dimensions before ordering, it is very wide!

12 inches
2 1/4 inches wide, 2 1/8 inches deep (oval shaped shaft) 
Sil-a-Gel (sturdy silicone)
Latex Free:
Phthalates Free:
Color Options:
Black, White

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