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Loverboy Thick Dildo Toy

Beer-can dick perfect for stocky & soft lovin'. Wide but not long.

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Do you sometimes look at a beer can and think "Geez, I wish there was a dildo like that"? You may not believe it - but we found one! Finally, there exists a dildo that's wide but not too long. Behold this stocky stout Perfect Loverboy Thick Dildo Toy ready to thrill you in the sack.

He comes well prepared for love with a firm erection and wide shaft. His wide testicles keep him standing. The skin feels soft and somewhat squishy getting you well prepared for a wide entry but with a slightly softer soft touch. He has the perfect beer can shaped dick, short and stocky with the same girth from head to base.

His shaft looks squished; wide but not so deep. This is the perfect wide for ladies who love a thick feel but think that too much length just gets in the way. We share the same sentiment, so as a result, this awesome wide dildo is a dream come true. Firm and stable, he needs a good palmful of lube but once wet, you'll have a great time.

Product Details

Total Length: 6 1/2 inches
Insertable Length: 4 3/4 inches
Diameter: Slightly under 2 inches wide, 1 3/4 inches deep (oval shaped shaft)
Material: Rubber
Latex Free: Yes
Phthalates Free: Yes

Does a beer can dildo exist?

Technically, no. Loverboy dildos are the closest thing you can get to a beer can dildo, in reference to size. If you stand one next to a beer can, you'll see the dimensions are really close. The only difference is the loverboy dildo looks like a dick, obviously!
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