Missile

Eccentric sex toy penetrates thanks to its tapered head.

Rating:
80% of 100
Special Price $33.20 was $40.99
Availability: In stock

Several military puns can be taken in a phallic way. We can write about the "equipment" used to "penetrate the barrier"... Get your laugh on now ladies, the missile sex toy from Doc Johnson is here! The shape has plenty of purpose too, even if unintended. Army themed sex toys "hit the mark" with this missile.

Big and wide with a tapered end allowing women to experience a filling stretching feel without an uncomfortable entry. With a little lube, it will be easy to slip in the tip, letting the skin gradually stretch to accommodate these ridiculous girths. It is an incredible invention that works extremely well. The material is shimmery and sturdy, always maintaining a slick surface (especially when well lubricated). Minimizing pulled pubic hairs the vagina stuffs full with this incredible phallic big missile dildo.

Medium:

Length:
5 3/4 inches
Diameter:
1 3/4 inches
Material:
Sil-a-Gel
Latex Free:
Yes
Phthalates Free:
Yes

Large:
Length: 8 3/4 inches
Diameter:
2 1/4 inches
Material:
Sil-a-Gel
Latex Free: Yes
Phthalates Free:
Yes

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