Strip the pizza delivery man naked - and voila!
For anyone who has ever made a homemade sex film, the pizza delivery guy is a favorite scene to shoot, and one of the funnest fantasies to improvise. In reality, it is a surprise who comes to the door to deliver dinner, but imagine some sexy scruffy and innocent guy, strip him naked with your mind and voila - his dick (with a suction cup)!
This pizza buy does not have the biggest cock ever, but he sure has a sturdy stiffy. The perfect medium sized dildo has plucky testicles, slightly curved anterior shaft and sized like a real man. The packaging fits the theme too, a cartoon hunk delivering your pizza. It is an awesome gag gift for the wild lady with a clever sense of humor. Suction cup dildo feels rubbery to the touch but can bend, the suction sticks extremely well to a flat surface.
Total Length: 6 3/4 inches
Insertable Length: 5 inches
Diameter: Slightly over 1 1/2 inches
Latex Free: Yes
Phthalates Free: Yes
Orders ship discreetly in 1 of 3 ways:
1. White USPS Priority mailing box
2. Padded mailing envelope
3. Brown cardboard packing box
The mailing label does not list the store name, website or its contents.
It looks like an ordinary shipping package, no one will know what's inside.
FREE ground shipping on orders over $59.
If the order subtotal is over $59, it ships free.
No products are excluded from this offer. Even sale items can have free delivery!
Ground shipping only, delivers within 3-5 business days.
|Ground Shipping||3 - 5 business days||USPS First Class or UPS|
|3 Day||3 business days||UPS|
|Next Day||2 business days||UPS|
|Military APO / FPO||5 - 8 business days||USPS First Class|
** Schedule includes both processing & transit times.
Weekends and holidays are excluded from processing & transit times.
Orders placed before 11:00 am Eastern Time usually depart the same business day.
We ship within the United States & overseas military.
Sorry, we do not ship internationally.
Only ground shipping is available for Puerto Rico, Virgin Islands, Hawaii, Alaska, APO/FPO.
Adverse weather conditions may delay deliveries. In such cases, above timelines do not apply.
Shipping & Handling Rates:
|Method||Shipping & Handling|
|Ground Shipping (orders under $59)||$6.93 - $9.93|
|Ground Shipping (orders over $59)||Free|
|3 Day||$22.93 and up|
|Next Day||$50.77 and up|
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