Dick in a Box Adult Gag Gift
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The "Dick in the Box" is a wildly popular American cult classic skit now. The original skit on that uber famous Saturday night comedy Sketch show with the uber talented J.T. is a Christmas classic song, and gets stuck in your hear when it's replayed on television every year. Here's the actual thing, the dick in the box, the adult gag gift that keeps on giving.
It's just like a Jack in the box, this little box opens to reveal a tiny pecker attached to a metal coil spring that bounces upwards once the lip it lifted up. It's cute, funny certainly stupid and most definitely hilarious.
"It is a romantic evening alone with your favorite girl. The fireplace is glowing, the drinks are chilled and the mood is right. It is time to give her..." They'll love it, and chances are, you'll be getting lucky. Laughter is the ticket to get into a person's pants, pair it with fun sex coupons. Package Depth 1.5 inches. Package Width 5 inches. Package Height 8 inches. Dick in a box is presented on a blister card just as shown on the photo here.
It's just like a Jack in the box, this little box opens to reveal a tiny pecker attached to a metal coil spring that bounces upwards once the lip it lifted up. It's cute, funny certainly stupid and most definitely hilarious.
"It is a romantic evening alone with your favorite girl. The fireplace is glowing, the drinks are chilled and the mood is right. It is time to give her..." They'll love it, and chances are, you'll be getting lucky. Laughter is the ticket to get into a person's pants, pair it with fun sex coupons. Package Depth 1.5 inches. Package Width 5 inches. Package Height 8 inches. Dick in a box is presented on a blister card just as shown on the photo here.
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