Flaccid Packer

The world's first flaccid penis dildo.

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Behold this tiny, ooey-gooey soft penis dildo. If you want a tiny flaccid penis dildo - stop your search: here it is! The skin has a gentle silken quality that feels strikingly life life. When you squeeze the shaft, it actually feels like a real man's flaccid penis.

If you have a creative or kinky mind, you'll love to play with this wacky sex toy idea! We're not joking when we name this dildo "Flaccid". The dildo doesn't even want to stand upright without support. The testicles have the same light viscosity as the rest of the shaft.

Now here comes a joke: We think this makes an excellent stress ball. Feeling annoyed at the office? Co-workers making too many stupid demands? Reach into your desk drawer and grab this gooey flaccid dick and give it a squeeze. You're sure to be class clown after that. Before you attempt this joke, make sure your office won't be offended by naughty humor, we can't be held responsible for problems on the job! LOL!

Total Length:
5 inches
Insertable Length:
4 inches
1 1/2 inches
Life like silicone
Latex Free: No
Phthalates Free:
Color Options:
Brown, White

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