Hard On

Thick mushroom head vibrating dildo with a soft touch & quiet vibration.

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Do you crave a big soft dick? We all do. There are many big vibrators on the market, but many of them are solid. The Hard-on is soft. If a delicate touch is just as important to you as a large girth, this powdery and warm feeling flexible dick does the trick. Despite the cheap price, the silicone surface feels warm, luxurious and elegant. It will bend when you press on it, but won't flop over on its own. We think it has the ideal compromise between stability & flexibility.

The motor rests underneath the head, it works quietly while distributing soothing, soft vibrations around the top half of the shaft. The wireless vibrator activates by turning the dial at the base. No need to worry about getting tangled up in cords, this excellent cordless vibrator looks more like a dildo than vibrator. If you don't feel like using the motor, simply leave it off!

The shape is totally drool worthy too; a big overhanging mushroom head tops a thick shaft of heavy wrinkles. The wrinkled shaft not only looks imposing surrounding the thick shaft, but it provides an erotic texture as you thrust. Even though it's made from silicone, it feels velvety and warm when you stroke the surface with your finger. The head compresses into the vagina and treats you to the exact kind of decadent naughty feeling you're hoping for!

Total Length:
9 inches
Insertable Length:
7 1/2 inches
Ranges between 1 1/2 - 1 3/4 inches
2 AA, not included
Multi speed
Soft silicone
Latex Free:
Phthalates Free:
Color Options:
Brown, White

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