Pecker Playing Cards
The cheekiest & silliest *dick* of playing cards!
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If you're cheeky and you know it... buy this deck! By far the silliest deck of playing cards we've ever seen. Out of all the products for sale, this one is sure to generate the loudest gut busting laugh from your crew. A full deck of erotic playing cards with colorful penises dressed up for various professions and doing ordinary activities.
Each flick of the card creates a new smile and a coo of cheekiness as the next card underneath becomes exposed. It's not overly graphic for too raunchy, funny smiling cartoon peckers are lighthearted, silly and stupid making them suitable and non-offensive for pretty much any adult on planet earth.
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Discreet Delivery
Orders ship discreetly. The package does not have "The Adult Toy Shop" on it and does not state what's inside.
Please view our shipping & delivery page for information about our shipping policies.
Delivery Schedule:
| Shipping Method | Delivery Time | Carrier |
| Regular Shipping | 3 - 7 business days | USPS First Class, UPS or Fed Ex |
| 3 Day | 3 business days | FedEx or UPS |
| Next Day | 2 business days | FedEx or UPS |
| Military APO / FPO | 5 - 9 business days | USPS First Class |
Return Policy
For sanitary reasons, we do not accept returns or exchanges. View our return policy for more information about our store credit policy in the case that you're not satisfied with an item.
Product Warranty
All our sex toys are covered by a 60 day warranty. In the case of a defect, please contact customer service so we can complete the warranty claim and send a replacement of the same item.
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