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I Tried Edible Underwear | What Does it Look & Taste Like?

I Tried Edible Underwear | What Does it Look & Taste Like?

I think that the key to enjoying  a great sex life is combining adventurousness, kink, and a sense of humor. That’s why I jumped at the opportunity to give edible panties a try. I mean, the whole notion of candy underwear is a bit silly isn’t it?

On the other hand, humans have been combining food and sex for years. I get it! I really do. Licking whipped cream off of someone isn’t my cup of tea, but I love a great flavored lube.

So, I decided to be adventurous and take this challenge. Who knew? Maybe candy lingerie would become a new fetish for me.

What is Edible Underwear?

It’s just what it sounds like! Candy panties are made from edible materials. You put them on, and your partner eats them off. Then, hopefully they continue eating you. Although, that seems unlikely. Imagine eating an entire underwear’s worth of something, then continuing to pleasure your partner! That seems like a...lot.

Since I was going to be the wearer, I thought I should warn my boyfriend about what was coming. Let’s just say his reaction was  hesitant. His idea of fun is decidedly not munching on a cherry pantie.

I reminded him that men’s edible underwear is also a thing. I even offered to buy a pair of edible underwear for him, so he could experience this from the other side. He wasn’t impressed. Maybe that was because I requested a picture of him modeling his edible thongs for men. So, the rest of this will be about my wearing the underwear.

Edible Underwear Being Worn
What do edible panties look like?

What is Edible Underwear Made of?

I ordered a pair of edible underwear to try. I’m not sure how to describe it. Imagine turning a bunch of fruit roll ups into a pair of panties. That’s what it’s like to wear an edible bikini. I also purchased a bra. That was also made of stretch, fruit material.

I was curious to see if there were any other options. So, I looked up some reviews on edible underwear. It turns out that fruit leather is the industry standard.

However, if you don’t mind enrobing your loins in something similar to those dime store candy necklaces, you can get hard candy underwear. Hard pass.

How to Use Edible Underwear?

My package arrived in just a few days. Now it was go time. The panties seemed self-explanatory. They were a standard thong bottom that tied on each side. It was a pretty snug fit. If I ever wanted to wear these again, I’d definitely look for queen-sized edible panties.

Fortunately, my boyfriend was there to help me navigate getting the panties on. Let me tell you, the process was absolutely hilarious.

By the time we finished, I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe. It was becoming very clear that these are much better as a gag gift than something you’d wear in an effort to be sexy.

What about the bra? I’m not going to lie. We took one look at the edible bra, and both agreed it would stay in the box.

Edible Bra Being Worn
What does an edible bra look like?

So, there we are in our bedroom. I’m standing there in nothing but a pair of red, fruity panties. I looked at my boyfriend, and said, “You know we still have to use these.” “Oh yeah.” he responded. I’m thinking he was regretting his decision at that point.

Still, he made a great effort. He started by licking the panties. He said the taste was pleasant enough. Unfortunately, I couldn’t feel a thing. We decided he should accelerate things a bit by gnawing on the panties. Well, that didn’t work out well either. They were too chewy, and it would have taken him hours to finish.

So, he did what any good boyfriend would do. He ripped them off and chucked them across the room in order to give me a proper head session. That was much better.

Final Thoughts

While I wouldn’t recommend edible underwear for a serious attempt at improving your sex life, I don’t regret the experience. My boyfriend and I got to spend some quality time together. We laughed and enjoyed ourselves. Orgasms were had. My final verdict is that these are a funny novelty, but not a romantic tool.

Mayla Green

Mayla Green has been involved in the sex toy industry since 2004. Working behind the motto “Sex TOYS should be FUN”, Mayla provides unique tips & advice amassed from over a decade of hands on experience with adult products. She also coaches clients how to fully enjoy sexual pleasure and can be seen in major publications & magazines online.

Happily married since 2009, she knows firsthand how the sex life eventually becomes repetitive (which truthfully means boring), so if you're looking to spice things up in the bedroom, Mayla's your gal! Her literary pride & joy is covering topics for established couples needing inspiration to keep lovemaking exciting and fun.

Not in a relationship? Her other focus is teaching women how to properly handle the “little person in the canoe” to experience the best orgasms ever, no partner required! Her creative and innovative tips, techniques and advice is on par with a certified sex therapist or Sexologist, but with an extra advantage from her knowledge of the adult toy business.

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