20 Best King Cock Sex Toys, Dildos & Vibrators
Last Updated on December 28, 2023
You're about to embark on a sexual revolution. Once you know everything there is to know about King Cock dildos, your sex life will never be the same.
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Sure this may be an exuberant statement about a seemingly typical line of realistic dildos, but for those “in the know” this selection of impressive adult toys for women made by sex toy manufacturer Pipedream is one of the best quality, uber premium dildos money can buy. You'll love 'em. We do!
Today I'll cover some of the best selling King Cock dildos, highlight some of the newest vibrators along with instructions & tips on how to use them to get the most out of your experience with this life like realistic penis dildo.
I'll continue on with a brief discussion and review of the King Cock strap ons including the new Body Dock harness system and the new King Cock Elite silicone dildos. I'll mention some of Pipedream's tried & true favorites and explore the intricacies of the uncut & squiring dildo toys.
Pipedream King Cock – Premium Quality Sex Toys for All
Pipedream Products is an American sex toy manufacturer based out of Chatsworth, California. King Cock dildos, vibrators and strap ons are a line of realistic looking rubber penis shaped dildos under the Pipedream products umbrella. We have a section dedicated to Pipedream sex toys here.
When we hear “rubber”, some of us reminisce about the sex toys of yore when rubber was the cheapest material to produce and plentiful in pretty much any type of adult toy one could think of. It was smelly and looked nothing like a real dick. Most of the time it was yellow, not even close to real human skin tone. Yuck.
It's time to re-think rubber however. These days, the advanced compounds are super modern, unscented, never sticky or tacky, body safe, non-toxic and perfectly recreate the visual styling of a real erection. They are available in white, tan, brown and black color options.
Needless to say, it's impressive stuff. It goes without mentioning that King Cock Dildos are made of this ultra premium rubber and once you hold your new addition in your hand for the first time, you'll completely understand what I'm talking about.
King Cock Elite Silicone Dildo
King Cock Elite brings the next step in quality and realism to your bedroom. They have the same much loved shape as the previous models, but made with dual density silicone to better replicate the touch & feel of a real erection.
Skin like dildos are some of the the best realistic dildos in the world. If you examine the tissue and makeup of an erection, you'll notice firm tissue inside (the section engorged with blood which makes it become erect in the first place) with a softer skin layer over top.
Dual density means the interior core is denser in comparison to the exterior layer, which is softer and lighter. It bends like a dick, and the exterior layer can move independently over the shaft below, just like the skin on a real dick.
The previous issue with ultra realistic sex toys is the lackluster suction cups. If the suction cup base is made of the same soft material as the toy, it doesn't stick very well. King Cock Elite Dildos have a firm suction cup base that sticks. It is a clever way to solve this ongoing issue for people who want a an ultra realistic dual density suction cup dildo that sticks to a bathtub, floor or shower wall.
6 Inch King Cock Silicone Dildo
6 Inch King Cock Silicone Dildo is short yet stocky with a perky, rounded circumcised penis head over a average girth shaft. It is thick and sturdy but not too long or heavy ending in a nice compromise between girth and overall size. The firm concave suction base is one of the stickiest suction cup dildos we've seen in a long time.
This new 6 inch dildo is also available with a vibrating motor! The USB rechargeable and wireless 6 Inch King Cock Silicone Vibrating Dildo has a motor located just under the penis head and focuses concentrated vibrations across the top half of the shaft for deep internal stimulation. There are 3 speeds and 7 vibrating functions that guide you from gentle sexual arousal to full on powerful orgasm.
Product Specifications:
- Total Length: 7 inches
- Insertable Length: 6 inches
- Diameter: Ranges between 1 3/8 – 1 1/2 inches
King Cock Elite Remote Control Dildo
King Cock Elite Remote Control Dildo has an attractive, gold rimmed waterproof remote control that provides hands free vibration. This is actually the first remote control sex toy with a waterproof controller!
There is a button at the base of the dildo you can press to activate the motor so the remote control is not required for use, but if you want to enjoy hands free play, it is certainly a handy feature! The motor is located just underneath the penis tip and concentrates all the power within the top 3 inches of the shaft for deep internal stimulation.
If you want to forgo vibrations altogether, this same dual density silicone dildo is available in a non-vibrating version. 7 Inch King Cock Silicone Dildo is one of the softest silicone dildos available for sale. It is highly flexible but thanks to the firmer core, it won't buckle and bend when you try to insert it. It is a perfect mix of ease and comfort. This is one of the best new sex toys for sale this year.
Product Specifications:
- Total Length: 7 3/4 inches
- Insertable Length: 7 inches
- Diameter: 1 inch across the tip, 1 1/2 inches across the lower shaft
King Cock Dildo Balls
King Cock Dildo Balls are the kinkiest sex accessory we've ever seen! Originality is something to be celebrated, and this is the perfect accessory to add that customized ball slapping fun to your sex life. Do you love the erotic feel of swinging balls slapping against your thighs during hot & heavy sex? Wish your dildo had balls that provide this same sensation?
Enhance kink factor big time with these swinging balls, which they call Crown Jewels (love the sense of humor here!) They are also available in a USB rechargeable dual motor vibrating version. King Cock Vibrating Dildo Balls have 3 speeds and 7 vibrating patterns in one self contained fully waterproof dildo balls vibrator.
Best King Cock Dildos
The following is a list of the best King Cock products that do not vibrate. We've hand picked these choices to add to our online sex store catalog because they offer the best value for the dollar and are sure to leave a positive lasting impression.
Furthermore (and most importantly), these appeal to the widest range of customers and are simply oh-so much fun in the bedroom. They range in all sizes and textures from from dual density, soft and flexible to chubby and firm.
6 Inch King Cock Dildo
6 Inch King Cock Dildo has a stout shaft with a stocky girth and short length compared to the others. It has great reviews for those seeking a realistic dildo that is not overly large, yet offers an introductory amount of vaginal stretch for a beginner. We call it the “tiny chubby King Cock dildo”.
Product Specifications:
- Total Length: 6 1/2 inches
- Insertable Length: 6 inches
- Diameter: Ranges between 1 1/4 to 1 1/2 inches
7 Inch King Cock Dildo
7 Inch King Cock Dildo is smaller than you may think. Don't be dissuaded by the dildo 7 inch measurement because the head is thinner than the rest of the shaft. It's one of the easiest King Cock sex toys to insert into the vagina (or even anus if it's purchased as a dildo for men, which is often the case!)
Product Specifications:
- Total Length: 7 3/4 inches
- Insertable Length: 7 inches
- Diameter: 1 inch across the tip, 1 1/2 inches across the lower shaft
8 Inch King Cock Dildo
8 Inch King Cock Dildo is the perfect “first big dildo” for ladies. It is bulky and substantial but the shaft is not overly chubby where it causes discomfort. It offers an excellent stretch from the rounded penis shaped head. A beautiful heavy and firm choice for serious pleasure.
Product Specifications:
- Total Length: 8 inches
- Insertable Length: 7 1/2 inches
- Diameter: Ranges between 1 1/2 to 1 3/4 inches
9 Inch King Cock Dildo
9 Inch King Cock Dildo is practically a piece of erotic art. In my opinion, it's the best looking of all King Cock dildos. Its sturdy mega girthy, long rubber stance sways back and forth in the wind but because it is so thick, it feels fairly firm compared to the others.
Product Specifications:
- Total Length: 9 inches
- Insertable Length: 8 inches
- Diameter: 1 7/8 inches
King Cock Uncut Dildo
King Cock Uncut Dildo is an uncircumcised dildo with retractable foreskin. Be sure to lubricate between the head and foreskin in order for the realistic uncut dildo to fulfill its duty at replicating sex with an uncircumcised penis. A suction cup base completes the look of the stovepipe shaped shaft. This is our most popular dildo with foreskin.
Product Specifications:
- Total Length: 8 1/4 inches
- Insertable Length: 7 1/2 inches
- Diameter: 1 3/4 inches
King Cock Ballsy Dildo
King Cock Ballsy Dildo is a wild behemoth of a mega girthy suction cup dildo with big wrinkly scrotum and a fat penis head. Dimples and veins give him an appearance as if he's bursting with sexual excitement to jump into bed with you. He gets great reviews from hardcore couples looking to spice up the sex life.
Product Specifications:
- Total Length: 7 inches
- Insertable Length: 5 1/2 inches
- Diameter: Slightly under 1 3/4 inches
King Cock Double Penetrator Dildo
King Cock Double Penetrator Dildo is the ultimate fetish fantasy of DP sex. The medium sized dual shafts are ideally suited for to any curious gal interested in exploring double penetration sex with a dildo. The small & short penis is for the anus, the large & tall penis is for the vagina.
Product Specifications:
- Total Length: 8 inches
- Insertable Length: 5 1/2 inches & 4 1/2 inches
- Diameter: 1 1/2 inches & 1 1/4 inches
Q. How do I use King Cock Squirting Dildo?
A. We suggest inserting the bulb into the dildo before filling it up. Upon testing, we found the liquid squirts out while we inserted the bulb into the hole when the bulb was pre-filled.
- Insert the bulb into the hole at the bottom of the dildo. Twist it to keep in place.
- Open the cap at the bottom of the squeeze bulb and fill with water (or "Jizzle Juice", a water based cum lube from Pipedream toys.)
- Enjoy your sexual fantasy, and when you're ready for ejaculation, squeeze the bulb and the fluid will squirt out of the hole in the tip of the penis head.
- Remove the squirting bulb from the base. Clean the interior with antibacterial sex toy cleaner & flush with warm water. (Clean the dildo too, of course!)
6 Inch Squirting Dildo
6 Inch Squirting Dildo is softer in comparison to many other King Cock toys of this size. Includes a silicone bulb that ejaculates when squeezed. Fill the bulb with fluid or cum lube and insert into the hole at the bottom of the shaft. Your kinkiest fantasies are right here!
Product Specifications:
- Total Length: 7 inches
- Insertable Length: 6 inches
- Diameter: 1 1/2 inches across the head, 1 3/4 inches mid-shaft
8 Inch Squirting Dildo
8 Inch Squirting Dildo is a stud. When you think “ideal bed buddy”, a dick like this is often what pops into your mind. One of the most beautifully sculpted realistic dildos we've seen anywhere. Insert the bulb into the base and give it a squeeze to cum on command.
Product Specifications:
- Total Length: 8 inches
- Insertable Length: 6 inches
- Diameter: Ranges between 1 3/4 - 2 inches
9 Inch Squirting Dildo
9 Inch Squirting Dildo has a long, smooth shaft with a slightly narrowed head. If you enjoy a big dick but still want to keep it classy and less “hardcore”, this is a fantastic choice because the slightly narrowed head inserts easier compared to others with substantial girths. It's the finest giant squirting dildo for nice girls.
Product Specifications:
- Total Length: 9 inches
- Insertable Length: 7 inches
- Diameter: 1 1/2 inches across the tip, 2 inches mid-shaft
Feel the Buzz with Vibrating King Cock Dildos
The vibrating King Cock dildo is a ticket to better sexual pleasure. It's no secret that a sex toy with vibration offers superior stimulation compared to one without a motor. Wall mounted dildos contribute the hands-free feature that many adults seek.
In this case, the motors are all located inside the shaft itself so they don't necessarily feel as realistic as the non-vibrating counterparts, although they look just as good as all the other Pipedream King Cock products out there. The vibrators are new additions too, added only this month. Hooray for new releases!
One of the best and most notable features is all King Cock vibrators have a removable suction cup base. A metal screw connects the suction cup base to the speed dial and you can remove it and re-attach it an infinite number of times. This also makes it super easy to attach the toy to a strap on dildo by screwing it in place around your strap ons O-ring.
Q. How do I Load Batteries in my King Cock Vibrator?
A. The battery compartment is located deeper inside the shaft that you would likely expect. Instructions for loading the batteries are as follows:
- Twist and pull to unlock the cap ABOVE the speed dial. (The battery compartment is located inside the rubber sleeve).
- A battery holder will slide out, load the 3 batteries and insert the holder back into the compartment.
- Line up the grooves, push and twist ABOVE the speed dial again to lock it shut.
6 Inch King Cock Vibrator
6 Inch King Cock Vibrator is mightier than you may assume. Don't think that just because the title says “6 inch” that this is small. Quite the contrary, it is thick as a typical “upper-intermediate” dildo, but only with a short shaft to keep the weight at a minimum.
Product Specifications:
- Total Length: 8 inches
- Insertable Length: 6 inches
- Diameter: 1 3/4 inches
7 Inch King Cock Vibrator
7 Inch King Cock Vibrator is much softer than its predecessor with a sensually smooth shaft that bends along with a thin head for quick and seamless vaginal insertion. Uber powerful yet high pitch vibration spreads nicely around the delicately soft rubber surface.
Product Specifications:
- Total Length: 8 1/2 inches
- Insertable Length: 7 inches
- Diameter: 1 1/4 inches across the head, increases to 1 3/4 inches near the base of the shaft
8 Inch King Cock Vibrator
8 Inch King Cock Vibrator is your best female vibrator when you're feeling extra cheeky. Plunge into a sexual fantasy with this upper-intermediate sized erection complete with some of the most stunning visual detail across any realistic vibrating dildo if kits kind.
Product Specifications:
- Total Length: 9 inches
- Insertable Length: 8 inches
- Diameter: 1 3/4 inches
Getting Kinky with King Cock Strap Ons
Just when you think it can't get any better, Pipedream products releases a line of King Cock Strap Ons!
Of course you can buy one of their dildos to use as a harness attachment for your current strap on because the flared suction cup bases are literally tailor made to fit a strap on O-ring, but we find most customers prefer a pre-made strapon dildo kit. It's easier and they know for sure everything fits together nicely. It's a risk free purchase.
The harnesses are all identical. A heavy duty, hardcore imitation leather double stitched with metal buckles for adjustment. Wide hook and loop straps along with the rubber O ring keeps your attachment securely in place. The strap ons are no joke – definitely the most heavy duty we've seen in a long time.
The harness features 3 points of adjustment to make sure it will fit any body size or shape (at the hips and tailbone). The maximum waist size is 52 inches. The King Cock strap on can be worn by both men and women, the strap that goes between the legs is really soft and malleable so it won't pinch a guy's scrotum while he wears the harness.
6 Inch King Cock Strap On
6 Inch King Cock Strap On is the perfect perky small attachment for curious couples who want to try first time strap on sex. It can be used for pegging, but in our opinion, the shaft is a bit too wide for anal insertion. It might scare him away, so be sure to ask him first!
If you are fed up with lackluster or cheap looking sex harnesses, go for the big time and choose this one instead. Easily the highest quality beginner strap on dildo kit ever made.
7 Inch King Cock Strap On
7 Inch King Cock Strap On is a far better choice for pegging sex than the option above. Even though this attachment is longer than the aforementioned option, it is much thinner and more flexible.
It is also great for heterosexual partners, especially if the man had ED and the woman simply wants a nice, gentle dildo to enjoy strap on sex without pushing size boundaries. The shaft widens gradually so the deeper you go, the wider it gets.
8 Inch King Cock Strap On
8 Inch King Cock Strap On brings home full-on serious sex. The big, bulky attachment matches the fetish styling of the strapon. Couples who want something intense will choose this kit, and honestly it will likely be the last one they'll ever need to purchase.
Make sure you're okay with a wide girth, and if so, get ready for the best sex ever! The slightly curved shaft holds the head upright even though the weight causes it to sag downwards. It's heavy so a helping hand may be required.
King Cock Body Dock Strap On
The newest and most innovative strap on we've seen so far. The Body Dock strap on harness consists of a solid plastic docking plate with a deep concave design that mirrors the concave base of a suction cup dildo. This provides extra force to make sure the dildo won't fall off during use.
Press your suction cup firmly and directly onto the docking plate and enjoy! Super easy, no rings, no hassles! The suction force keeps the dildo pointing straight out, not sagging down like some heavy attachments connected to an O ring strap on.
Watch the video demo to see how this new King Cock strap on works! I press the suction cup down to the plate to demonstrate how it works what it looks like with a toy attached to the strap on.
The plastic plate measures 3.4 inches interior diameter so any dildo with a suction cup less than this diameter will work. The harness is lined with stylish imitation leather has has a solid curved profile that follows the contours of the pelvic bone perfect for both comfortable wear and a stylish appearance.
