Sexy Christmas Gifts 2023: Christmas Dildos & Sex Toys

Table of Contents

• Sexy Stocking Stuffers
• Christmas Dildos
• Gifts for Him
• Gifts for Her
• Gifts for Couples

Santa's Sex Position Coupons

Santa's Sex Position Coupons are the first I've seen with a holiday theme incorporating naughty Santa into the picture. It's a fabulous  naughty Christmas gag gift idea with a purpose. We love sex coupons because they know it guarantees several exciting sexual encounters! A tear away book with 20 different sex positions to redeem anytime you're feeling horny.

12 Sex Games of Christmas

12 Sex Games of Christmas is a fun and flirty holiday themed spinner sex game for couples, and the ideal sexy stocking stuffer for your boyfriend or girlfriend. It doesn't need any convincing really, a holiday themed kinky sex game for a budget price inspires you to try new positions and activities in the bedroom.

Sexy Santa Says Game

Sexy Santa Says Game is a kinky Xmas card game for lovers with extra naughty suggestions is a brand new addition for the 2023 holiday season. Featuring a year's worth of cards to keep the fun going all year long. Does your partner have a dirty sense of humor? Cards are hilarious and super naughty Christmas themed word play suggestions such as: “suck his north pole while Ms. Claus might want a finger in her figgy pudding.”

Under the Mistletoe Sex Dice

Under the Mistletoe Sex Dice is the best sexy stocking stuffer with a naughty & kinky twist. Not only is it a hilarious Christmas sex novelty gift idea, but it is actually a playable game too. Roll they grey die to see who gets their turn. Roll the colored dice with naughty suggestions such as “suck dick” & “grind genitals” and get freaky!

Christmas Sex Crackers

Christmas Sex Crackers reveals a surprise collection of erotic novelties, sex games, and sex position cards. They make a great gift for a couple or for you to share with your significant other. A really fun festive adult sex novelty that makes an ideal stocking stuffer (the long yet narrow box shape fits just right inside a stocking, hint, hint!)

Reindeer Nipple Pasties

Reindeer Nipple Pasties are the perfect sexy Christmas gift for her! Edible candy pasties in festive cinnamon flavor are designed to stick to the nipples. Adorable and friendly looking reindeer cartoon adds the perfect playful attitude to your sex life!

Snowflake Nipple Pasties

Snowflake Nipple Pasties are the perfect sexy Christmas gift for her! Edible candy pasties in wintermint flavor are designed to stick to the nipples. Pretty and intricate snow flake shape covers the nipples just right!

Santa Nipple Pasties

Santa Nipple Pasties are the perfect sexy Christmas gift for her! Edible candy pasties in cherry flavor are designed to stick to the nipples. Cute and colorful cartoon Santa face with blushing cheeks.

Santas Bitch Xmas Vibrator

Santas Bitch Xmas Vibrator ($20.24) is a fun and cheeky Christmas dildo with the words “Sanats Botch” printed in elegant cursive font. Includes holiday themed storage box and satin drawstring bag. This Xmas sex toy is powered by 2 C batteries so you'll have a jolly good time during the holidays.

Christmas Cutie Vibrator

Christmas Cutie Vibrator ($16.19)  is one of the best sex toy gifts for Christmas. Fun and festive seamless and smooth plastic candy cane colored vibrator is super discreet, simple and budget friendly. It is the perfect sexy stocking stuffer for her. The box is decorated with festive printing and even has a gift tag printed on the front, no wrapping paper required!

Santa's Helper Christmas Vibrator

Santa's Helper Christmas Vibrator ($20.24) has the words “Touch Your Elf” are scripted in gold over the white seamless vibrator in a fancy and classy cursive font. It is the ideal sexy Christmas gift for women with a good sense of humor and a playful nature when it comes to sex. Double powered by 2 C batteries it has the might to stuff your stocking!

Candy Cane Vibrator

Candy Cane Vibrator ($14.57) is one of the top Christmas dildos for women. The best part? It vibrates! Of course if you're seeking a non-vibrating toy, then just skip loading the batteries and keep the motor off. This fun little female sex toy is made of solid, smooth plastic with a tapered end. A great price makes this a top budget option for those shopping for sexy Christmas gifts for her on the cheap!

Christmas Flavored Lube Gift Set

Christmas Flavored Lube Gift Set ($18.62) is a festively packaged flavored lubricant Xmas gift set that can be used for your Christmas dildo, oral sex or simply to add a fragrant holiday accent to your sex life. It is the perfect add on to any holiday gift for your lover. Body safe ingredients made from premium lube house, System Jo.

Mr. Swirly Glass Dildo

Mr. Swirly Glass Dildo ($21.86) is a 7 inch long G-spot glass sex toy with a swirled festive dildo that looks like a candy cane. It's cheap compared to many others, but still made of the same shatterproof Pyrex style glass. The base has a rounded bulb that can be inserted into the body too and offers a contrast to the thin curved tip on the opposite end. The raised blue swirl has a ribbed texture; just enough to add a sensual pizzazz to the toy.

Red Head Glass Dildo

Red Head Glass Dildo ($28.34) is a hand blown piece of art that makes a wonderful Xmas dildo. This makes an excellent to choice because it's super discreet, very classy and totally sophisticated. The heavy feel and smooth glide is so different compared to anything else. The curve is great for the G-Spot and the flared spade shaped heads “pop” in and out of the body with a lusty sensation she'll crave.

Colours Small Rainbow Dildo

Colours Small Rainbow Dildo ($40.49) is the prettiest and most colorful dildo with a modest size suitable for beginners and made of premium silicone. It stands with a slightly backwards tilted angle so it makes the perfect dildo for a strap on harness. Perfect for pride but also ideal for ladies who love the brilliantly colored stripes. A great choice for every girlfriend or wife!

Teardrop Vibrator

Teardrop Vibrator ($15.59) has a torpedo shaped head that gradually narrows to a thin neck. Not just a pretty look, but a perfectly shaped pleasure tool for serious erotic pleasure. When inserted into the vagina, all she'll focus on is the buzzing from within and not vaginal stretching. Full and complete internal stimulation like this is a powerful way for her to experience the finest in erotic self pleasure.

Pearlessence G Spot Vibrator

Pearlessence G Spot Vibrator ($12.14) is a fantastic kinky Christmas sex toy gift because it's cheap yet really good. One of those diamond-in-the-rough type of female vibrators, the steep curve effortlessly finds the G spot even if she's a beginner and this is her first vibrator ever. Discreet, totally non phallic and pretty glittered overlay make it a classy choice for Xmas.

Alice's Mini Bunny Vibrator

Alice's Mini Bunny Vibrator ($29.15) is a whimsically sweet and discreet rechargeable rabbit vibrator that technically combines both a vibrating bullet and silicone rabbit sleeve into one little sex toy for beginners. It stimulates the G Spot naturally upon vaginal insertion and you don't even need to go deep to enjoy the perfect orgasm. It is one of our favorite sexy holiday gifts for her.

Lotus Clit Vibrator

Lotus Clit Vibrator ($38.87) is an ingenious little dual motor vibrator for women with a fantastic, flawless design. It has a timeless appearance so regardless of her personalty type, she'll appreciate the charm and style of this sophisticated sexy Christmas present for her. It is modestly priced yet very high quality making it one of the best “bang for the buck” sex toys you could buy this season.

Roller Ball Wand Vibrator

Roller Ball Wand Vibrator ($82.61) is a fresh, innovative personal vibrator unlike anything we've seen before. The hallmark feature is the 3 stacked beads that move up & down on a vertical axis across the flat face of the angled tip. Sounds interesting? It sure is! It's a dual purpose wand vibrator, perfect for both internal G Spot & external clitoral stimulation.

Head Honcho Masturbation Sleeve

Head Honcho Masturbation Sleeve ($18.62) is my top pick if you want to buy him a discreet male sex toy for Xmas. Trust me, it's the finest masturbation toy a guy could stick his dick into. It is soft just like jelly and doesn't look like a vagina. Suction chambers inside the tunnel increase suction as he jerks off. The build up simulates the feel of a blow job. Closed end helps to maintain this sucking sensation and also prevents him from making a mess all over the floor after he's done.

Pixel Tenga Masturbator

Pixel Tenga Masturbator ($27.53) is the best seller of the world's most famous male sex toy manufacturer, Tenga. Any dude will be lucky to get this as a sexy Christmas gift. Watch the video demo on the product page to see how it stretches. Ribbed texture, silky soft silicone and a closed end make this amazing masturbator the best thing he'll ever stick his dick into (besides you, of course!)

Jackits Male Masturbation Toy

Jackits Male Masturbation Toy ($8.90) is an absolutely creative invention for men who want to keep it simple while increasing pleasure during masturbation. This is a thick, silky feeling highly flexible silicone pad with deeply ridged grooves running along the length of one side. Chances are he'll ask you for a “helping hand” so essentially, it's a kinky Christmas sex toy for couples!

Apollo Prostate Massager

Apollo Male Prostate Massager ($13.87) is one of the fanciest styles of prostate toys we've ever seen and works especially well for first timers. The shark fin base works extremely well for handling too; an innovative design we're big fans of - and you will be too. It is easy for his partner to use on him, so chances are you'll be playing along during prostate massage.

Large Weighted Cock Ring

Large Weighted Cock Ring ($14.57) is a totally unique kinky Christmas gift for him. Adding weight around the dick while you masturbate is a highly erotic sensation. Adding this weight in the form of a swinging ball provides a substantial boost of unexpected pleasure. This is the large ball banger on steroids, a heavy ribbed swinging pendulum he's absolutely going to notice. During sex, the swinging ball hits his lover's thighs, adding an external tap that moves in rhythm with sex.

Oxballs Cock Ring

Oxballs Cock Ring ($4.85) is a super stretchy, ultra stylish cock ring for men who want something simple and cheap that works. Thick and cushy just like jelly, this unscented highly durable ring stretches to triple it size attesting to the level of cushy comfort for the wearer. It can even stretch wide enough to wrap around the balls if you want.

Ofinity Vibrating Penis Ring

Ofinity Vibrating Penis Ring ($14.39) is a durable, well made albeit basic vibrating ring for men to wear during sex or masturbation. While jerking off, the subtle yet direct vibration on the balls feels simply amazing. Of course it feels just as amazing during partnered sex, the dual uses make this a perfect kinky sex toy gift idea for him and it even comes for sale at a cheap price.

Handipop Edible Hand Job Gel

Handipop Edible Hand Job Gel ($14.57) is a fantastic idea that combines the qualities of masturbation lube with flavored lube. It can be used for foreplay and sexual intercourse too, but the thick gel is ideal for masturbation and oral sex because it's not runny like some regular water based lubricants. (But yes, this is still water based so you can use with with sex toys).

Beginner Nipple Clamps

Beginner Nipple Clamps ($14.57) are a superb idea because they introduce a man to the sensual enjoyment of nipple play. Turn the screw to tighten, fully adjustable tips will fit any nipple size. Concave design is more ergonomic for the round shape of the nipple. The best part? At under $15 they are a fun cheap sexy Christmas gift to encourage him to try something new.

Oxballs Male Nipple Suckers

Oxballs Male Nipple Suckers ($21.86) are the manliest looking pair of nipple suckers we've ever seen! They are better called “nipple pullers” because of the handle loop on top of each one. This adds more interactivity during foreplay because you (or your lover) can pull on it with your finger (or teeth if you're thinking creatively). The finest of all kinky Christmas presents for men!

Heated Magic Bullet Vibrator

Heated Magic Bullet Vibrator ($16.19) is a new addition that is quickly gaining steam as one of the forefront sex toys for women to own this year. It truly has everything going for it – it's whisper quiet, self heating and tiny enough to tuck between your bodies during sex to add stunningly powerful clitoral stimulation during sexual intercourse. This is my personal favorite sexual enhancer for intense clit stimulation.

Remote Control Bullet Vibrator

Remote Control Bullet Vibrator ($26.72) is rechargeable via USB cable. Vibrators with rechargeable motors provide superior power output, and this is one of the strongest wireless bullet vibrators we've ever seen. Powerful vibrations are concentrated underneath the rounded tip to make sure all the pleasure focuses onto your clitoris without making your fingers numb when you hold the other end. An excellent Christmas sex toy for women that both partners can enjoy together as a precursor to lovemaking.

Screaming Demon Clit Stimulator

Screaming Demon Clit Stimulator ($18.87) is a super fun tiny clit vibrator for couples to use during foreplay to increase libido. Rest the clitoris on the little ball and let the prongs scoop under the clitoral hood for intense sexual arousal. 3 speeds and one pulsating vibrating pattern keep it interesting. This bullet vibrator sleeve is primed for clitoral AND nipple stimulation. An adorable little critter that makes sex toys feel fun!

Revitalize Clit Pleasure Kit

Revitalize Clit Pleasure Kit ($21.86) is a long time favorite for ladies because it comes with 3 solid yet smooth attachments each lending to a different sensation. The pocket rocket style vibrator and all 3 attachments have a warm velvety coating to add a touch of luxury while the shiny studded silver base has a retro inspired style. This fashionable super classy clitoral stimulator comes complete in a gift ready box set.

Mini Travel Wand Vibrator

Mini Travel Wand Vibrator ($12.86) is a discreet personal massager available in the most perfectly suited color of the season – Green! It has the most friendly appearance ensuring she won't be embarrassed about unwrapping this little fella. So tuck away together with this budget friendly small clitoral vibrator for women and enjoy a toasty warm encounter for 2.

Petite Satin G Spot Vibrator

Petite Satin G Spot Vibrator ($17.16) may be small, but even ladies who already own a plethora of vibrators will appreciate this one. I absolutely adore G-Spot vibrators with a large egg shaped tip and super skinny shaft. The egg shaped head contains a strong motor, and the wide swath makes it easy to locate the G-spot. Elegant silky feeling coating completes this wonderfully luxurious G-Spot toy.

Remote Control Vibrating Panty

Remote Control Vibrating Panty ($72.53) is the only truly interactive sexy Christmas lingerie! This sexy lacy thong panty features a sewn in pouch that holds a mini vibrator. A separate remote control activates the motor and cycles through 20 various pulsating patterns. This can be worn in public, but if you use it someplace quiet others may hear. It's best to use in a park or someplace outdoors (like at an outdoor X-mas light festival). Let the kinky fun begin!

Clit Kisser Stimulator

Clit Kisser Stimulator ($20.24) has a sturdy and slippery jelly tongue that feel strikingly realistic, especially when well lubricated. Push the tongue into the vagina and enjoy the feel of those thick, luscious lips as they surround the labia and create a mild sucking sensation. A powerful tool for arousal and a top choice for gals with vaginal dryness or a low libido.

Satisfyer Pro 2 Clit Stimulator

Satisfyer Pro 2 Clit Stimulator ($49.40), the next generation is one of the worlds most famous sex toys for women. It is a waterproof, USB rechargeable clitoral stimulator toy with a super discreet, non-phallic design. Inside its deep cup is a drum that pulses at hypersonic speeds. The resulting sensation is a brisk air pressure directly on the clitoris. Even though the toy is different compared to a clit sucker, it replicates a similar “sucking” sensation through its air pulsing action.

Candy Cane Clit Stimulator

Candy Cane Clit Stimulator ($30.77) features long prong ends that separate a little to fit around the clitoris. The tips will press it like a flat clamp. Each tip has a tiny motor that tingles at a furious pace forcing powerful vibration directly into the clit from both sides. It's really silent, in fact one of the most quiet vibrators we've seen in a long time.

Sensuva Chocolate Arousal Oil

Sensuva Chocolate Arousal Oil ($20.14) is made with a unique blend of pure essential oils & extracts. Does she have a low libido? A little goes a long way to create clitoral tingling which in turn makes the vagina naturally wet. When applied to the clitoris, it creates an exciting sensation that pulsates and vibrates the most sensitive part of her sensual body, and has a delicious chocolaty flavor for her partner to enjoy.

Bang Her G-Spot Finger Vibrator

Bang Her G-Spot Finger Vibrator ($15.38) is an extraordinarily exciting addition to foreplay. Transform your finger into a G-Spot vibrator and watch her enjoy a thrilling orgasm under your control. This finger toy is made for vaginal insertion, it won't slip off. Perform your handiwork with a vibrating motor for stronger orgasms!

Frisky Finger Vibrator

Frisky Finger Vibrator ($14.57) is my favorite suggestion for couples who want to try something new in the bedroom but want to keep it simple. For many partners, this is their first step in the door to sex toys. If you typically skip mutual masturbation and go directly to intercourse, this gem will teach you to slow it down and enjoy the intimate sharing of foreplay.

Two Finger Vibrator

Two Finger Vibrator ($20.24) is the best kinky Christmas gift for couples. Insert your fingers into the vagina for G-spot stimulation, and while you're moving your fingers in the “come here” motion, the palm of your hand will naturally press the vibrator against the clit. Woohoo!

Satisfyer Classic Couples Vibrator

Satisfyer Classic Couples Vibrator ($32.39) is the epitome of sexual sharing, both partners experience the same sensations at the same time. How is this possible? This sleek and low profile “U” shaped vibrator inserts partially into the vagina while the wider end rests over the pubic bone. The vibrations stimulate the clitoris and radiate down into the vaginal probe so that he'll feel tingling vibration on his penis too.

The Rose Sex Toy

The Rose Sex Toy ($56.69) is the original rose clit sucker vibrator for nice girls. Nothing is as discreet as this – a delicately feminine rose shaped sex toy for personal pleasure that boosts sexual arousal. It is commonly used by women with a low libido – the air pulse stimulator helps the vagina relax and gets the mind in the mood for sex.

Double O Vibrating Cock Ring

Double O Vibrating Cock Ring ($22.46)  is a powerful, supercharged sexual enhancer for couples seeking a hands free way to add a thrilling buzzing vibration to sex. The vibrator is the longest on any cock ring of this type offering more complete vibration assuring full body to body vibration during intercourse.

Pleasure Tickler Vibrating Ring

Pleasure Tickler Vibrating Ring ($9.71)  is the best sex toy gift for a curious first timer. It's super simple, super discreet and cheaply priced. The jelly soft ring stretches really far to fit any man's penis size. A thin pouch holds the tiny bullet vibrator in place and produces a wonderful tingle to enhance the pleasures of sex.

Two-O Double Vibrating Cock Ring

Two-O Double Vibrating Cock Ring ($12.62) features soft ticklers on top of each vibrator add a fun teasing sensation during sex. The dual vibrators emit more tingling vibration that you may expect, and the motor operates in practical silence too. It really doesn't get any more discreet than this! A perfect toy and perfect price to try something new today.

Ram Rod Vibrating Penis Sleeve

Ram Rod Vibrating Penis Sleeve ($21.05) is the first and only option with a vibrator directly on his shaft! This maximizes stimulation for both partners. More vibration = more power & pleasure. He'll enjoy a powerful tingle across the entire length of his cock. She'll enjoy internal vibration that moves in & out matching the rhythm of sex. 

Ribbed Sextender Vibrating Extension

Ribbed Sextender Vibrating Extension ($15.38) is a vibrating penis sleeve that adds a spark into the bedroom for a minimal price. The mega stretchy sleeve has a jelly soft consistency. The natural flared shape fits his erection perfectly and the deeply ribbed surface adds an erotic texture for the receiver during penetrations.

Door Cuffs Restraints

Door Cuffs Restraints ($22.67) are an original and creative way to add some kink factor to your sex life. Let our your secret S&M fantasies this holiday season. Excellent to use in combination with other sex toys, you can turn your bedroom into an erotic playground of sensual bondage and dominance. Easy to install on any door in your house!

Nipple Nibblers Gel

Nipple Nibblers Gel ($6.47) is both a cooling and tingling nipple arousal gel to heighten sensation during nipple play. Add a dab to the nipples before using suckers or clamps and boost sensations with this thick, waxy stimulating gel. There are a myriad of flavors to choose from packing a fruity burst of scent and flavor. 

Sexy 6 Foreplay Dice

Sexy 6 Foreplay Dice ($11.62) is sex dice on steroids! They goo far and beyond your typical “kiss here” and “lick there” boring suggestions. Some may think dice are strictly Christmas gag gift ideas, but the reality is they are handy to have around when you're horny and in a frisky mood. This is a complete 6 part sex dice game that encourages a duo to stay a little longer on the foreplay phase before rushing onto sex.

Sex Scenarios Game

Sex Scenarios Game ($10.63) is a role play game with 60 cards each depicting a different scenario. Embrace your adventurous and playful side as you assume out-of-the-ordinary personas and experiment with a wide range of mischievous sexual activities and scenarios. Get into character and act out some of your secret fantasies!

Jo Gelato Edible Lube

Jo Gelato Edible Lube ($8.90) is the most delicious edible lube we've ever seen, all 7 flavors have been inspired by chocolaty coffeehouse favorites! If you're bored of the oh-so ordinary and way too common fruit flavored edible lube, we've proud to announce the release of the new line of desert flavored edible lube from System Jo.

Peppermint Cooling Lube

Peppermint Cooling Lube ($7.28) is one of the finest fluids out there providing a fresh chilly tingle while dosing your body with a vividly wonderful peppermint scent. Peppermint flavored ANYTHING is the most naturally perfect sexy stocking stuffer for Xmas! I personally adore this formula. Condom & sex toy safe.